Lagniappe

Name: Rosie Level: 23 Mercury Adept

A young librarian in training with too many fandoms and a love of terrible puns

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A gin apple

enajcosta:

rabbrakha:

Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X]

SO IMPORTANT.

i dont understand how straight men can possibly have any expectation of spending the rest of their lives putting their penises into vaginas without bothering to know anything about periods i mean come on

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 10,363 notes

kelpls:

SWEATS AS I CONTINUE THIS

Part 1, Part 2 if u wanna read it

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 3,136 notes
qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 277,623 notes

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 70,469 notes

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 8,858 notes

zimmay:

zimmay:

Been trying something new with my coffee this fall.

It’s September aka Pumpkin Spice season so IM BRINGIN IT BACK. Except it got brought back in like July because ya’ll are nuts.

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 53,150 notes

talking about DAI multiplayer like

inquisitorsfancyhats:

inquisitorsfancyhats:

"What team?"

"Dragon Age!"

"WHAT TEAM?"

"DRAGON AGE!"

"WHAT TEAM?"

"DRAGON AGE!"

image

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 558 notes
janemba:

wow this post is worse than i remembered

janemba:

wow this post is worse than i remembered

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 8,947 notes

After she came up to me and said, “I’ve been with my partner for 20 years… We would never get married because he’s on social security income, and because my daughter is disabled I have secondary income from the state to support my daughter. If I got married, both my benefits and his benefits would be reduced because we would become a double income family.”

She was explaining that marriage doesn’t work for poor people, and that it doesn’t work for disabled people. Having really simple examples like hers are important.

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What if the LGBTQ movement fought for prison abolition rather than same-sex marriage? (via disabilityhistory)

this is important. for a lot of low income folks on government benefits, marriage is against their financial self-interest. trying to put a dollar amount of the symbolic value of marriage is hard.

(via abbyjean)

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 3,804 notes

nashscribblings:

No, you shouldn’t look at nude leaks. Not of celebrities. Not of ANYBODY. This includes sites that fall under the heading of “revenge porn,” even if you don’t accept it as such.

Porn - actual, legal pornography - ostensibly includes something missing from this entire debacle: CONSENT. When you…

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 250 notes